Channeling Erma Bombeck

If shopping malls have only been around for 82 years, how did wives entertain themselves before then while their husbands were busy watching football on TV?
Stay tuned. Later I will make wry comments on how my teenaged son puts the ice cube tray back in the freezer without refilling it, how everyone in the family suddenly goes blind when the dog has left a “present” in the den, and how the treadmill my husband bought us for our 30th anniversary makes a wonderful (but expen$ive!) clothing rack. LOL!