Early Thanks

I will be very thankful if you do not call Thanksgiving “Turkey Day”. I will also not vomit. And for that, you (and my esophagus) (but not the handcrafted ceramic “vomit vase” I commissioned from a talented artisan) should be thankful.
Tell me what you’re doing for Thanksgiving and three things you are thankful for. I realize this request is bordering on a hideous “meme”, but so what.
Thanks for, uh, sharing. (And please pass the vase.)