A long-time correspondent from South Carolina I will identify only as “Joe the Jew” (his suggestion), wrote to me today with this concern:

I find myself worried about your ‘image.’ You need to be sure that everyone understands that you had nothing whatever to do with that disappearance of 300+ tons of explosives at the Al Qa-Qaa site. I understand that it is not your fault that Al Qa-Qaa is pronounced like it is spelled ‘al kaka.’ But, there are those who will suspect that you are allied with the dreaded Axis of Evil. Let them know that you are innocent. Loudly proclaim “Feh, kaka” when they accuse you of being involved with Al Qa-Qaa.
Sincerely,
Joe (who wishes well to all nice Jewish girls)

Please make a note of it.