Look! A Book!

It’s the end of an era. Not politically, no, but here on my site insofar as the groovy GuestMap is concerned. The GuestMaps are all full. And here’s a bizarre little bit of information you’re bound to find fascinating: Only Maps 1 and 5 are viewable. Maps 2, 3, and 4 seem to have been kidnapped.
Because I don’t want to risk kidnapping again — even if I’m not fulfilling the ransom demands (kidnapping is just so junior high) — I have a GuestBook now. Look over there in the right-hand column … the one the kids in the know call the “sidebar”. See? There’s an animated button telling you to sign it (the book, that is, not the button). So, if you’re so inclined, please do so. At your leisure, of course. No pressure. If you don’t sign it, though, you will lose your teeth and lapse into a coma, simultaneously. And if you’re toothless while in a coma, well, I hear the night attendants at the hospital can take advantage of your mouth in ways I don’t even want to think about.