To paraphrase Eleanor Roosevelt, for all the unattached gals out there who are whining about how “commercial” Valentine’s Day is and throwing around the term “Hallmark holiday” like they invented it:

No one can make you feel like a worthless, haggard, unloved, unpopular, chenille-robed, soup-for-one spinster with no chance of finding a special fella who loves you for being you, without your consent.