(M)eww

As if it’s not bad enough that manufacturers are still putting “whiskering” on jeans, the Newport News catalogue has to rub it in our faces and take it a step further by offering pants that may as well, for all the subtlety of the whiskering effect on the lap, be called Pussy Pants. Take a li’l looksee:


A lime-green neon sign blinking “Here is my pussy, Here is my pussy” would have gotten the point across just as easily … and more subtlely.
Makes ya wanna get online and snatch a pair for that special gal in your life, don’t it?