Paultry Poultry Error

Please note that I made an egregious error regarding a certain poultry package label. My beef with the label was that I thought the label was referring to poultry as a component of a vegetarian diet. It wasn’t until a long-time reader (and online friend) (who shall remain anonymous unless he wants credit) contacted me about it and dared question my judgment that I realized that the words “vegetarian diet” referred to the diet of the chicken that died so non-vegetarians could eat it.
You could say I clucked up. But don’t. Please. You know I b-b-b-b-bbbbawk at that kind of humor.