These Boots Were Made for Hatin’

Uhmmm … what???:

How much would you pay for the illusion of wearing black socks with super-duper sure-to-be-mocked-by-Clinton-and-Stacy wedge sandals? Sixteen shekels? Twenty rupee? Several thousand zloty?
Go here to see how much do-re-mi you have to fork over to enjoy this look ready-made, rather than having to dole out $1.00 for socks from a Union Square vendor and absolutely nothing to yank the sandals from the feet of a catatonic tween vagrant.