Guess what!

It rhymes with the following:

  • Jew sorrow is by dearth way!

  • Zoo borrow is high mirth gay!
  • Clue Zorro is thigh girth pay!

Do you have the presence of mind to guess? Or &#151here’s another clue, big shots — the presents of mine?
Oh, and by the way, the taxi tales are coming. Really. It’s just that I have to work myself up into the proper hateful frame of mind first. And right now, I’m not in the mood to wreck my current relatively good mood, where I want to embrace both lepers and the poorly dressed alike.