This is how it works:
When (not if) you sign the GuestBook, you will notice that your entry will not appear right away. This is because I am reviewing the entries before they are published, due to my unwillingness to entertain the adorable whim of spammers who have taken to littering the page with links for Ugg boots and other offensive matter. This is bound to frustrate those of you who need immediate gratification, and for that I apologize. However, this will also teach you patience and be a valuable life lesson for which you will thank me later.