Lisa’s Mouth

The inside of Lisa’s mouth is shaped exactly like a turkey drumstick. She was born this way, so it’s all she knows, and turkey is the only food she knows, since it alone can be fitted into the turkey-shaped space behind her lips and teeth. Attempts to fit anything else into her mouth, including soft foods like applesauce and pudding, fail. When she was young, her mom thought she could bypass the drumstick restriction and poke shreds of turkey into Lisa’s mouth, but she thought wrong. This depressed her for a week or so, but then she realized it could’ve been worse, and her daughter could have been born like she herself had been born, with a mouth-slot that only accepts punches.