Either you get Zippy or you don’t. If you don’t, we need to break up, because things like this break me up:

Of course you can’t really see it this way. That’s why you have to click.
I am still preoccupied with the matter about which I mentioned I was preoccupied last week, so please bear with me while I tend to that preoccupation and neglect your need for more thought-provoking updates.