Manic Cure

I know this is hard to believe, but from time to time, I do something really stupid. And because I am an “up with people” kind of person and nothing gives me more satisfaction than sharing my wisdom with all my brothers and sisters out there, I feel it is my duty to share my stupidity so that no one else leads him- or herself down that road.
So, listen. If you ever have the desire to eat all of the nail polish off your week-old manicure, I suggest you refrain from doing so. I don’t know what they put in this stuff, but it’s probably not too good for you, judging by the resultant unrelenting nausea, shortness of breath, and concommitant feeling that today may be the last day of my life. (KNOCK WOOD)
In case you’re wondering, the polish is made by Essie® and the shade/color is Fed Up. Even without conducting a formal study or experiment, I am sure that other brands and shades/colors would result in the same sort of feeling of impending doom if consumed, so please don’t try this. At home or elsewhere.
And now, if you’ll excuse me, I am going to drink some nail polish remover as an antidote.
It’s been nice knowing you.