Q: What do you call a chocolate chip muffin?
A: A cupcake.
LOLOLOL! :o) :o) :o)
I’ll be back later today. Promise. Rumors of my death, blah blah ha ha yeah, Mark Twain quote and so on.
In the meantime, please tell me what you plan to have for lunch today. Tell me what’s waiting for you in your lunch box or brown bag or what you’re having your personal butler/valet bring you under a large sterling silver dome atop the finest bone china. And if you’re one of these very important go-getters who doesn’t have time for lunch, then tell me what you wish you were having for lunch. Or if you’re one of these anorexics that are all the rage these days, tell me what you would be eating if only you weren’t so damned fat. (P.S. I was anorexic in high school, back before it was popular, so I’m allowed to make little jokes about it. So spare me any outraged tear-splattered email.)
Have only the bestest of morns, kids. I’ll be back to pick you up later (said through my Mr. Microphone.) Toodles, ta, etc.