Please fear for my soul, friends. A recent trip to Fairway yielded the following receipt of evil:
Will I be delivered from it? Evil, that is? That I cannot tell you. But to help take my mind off of what may be my own impending doom, I kindly ask that you participate in a bit of innocent fun. Tell me, please, what two items each with the same price! you think I bought that added up to this unfortunate amount. It is my hope that a correct answer will spare me the wrath of the underworld. So please take this very seriously.