Wherein I Turn Into Erma Bombeck

Someone sent me email this morning asking if I was available to talk. I told her I was just getting into the shower. She wrote back, “Call me when you get out of shower or before.”
I am glad she gave me such explicit directions, because otherwise I would have called her during.
Next up: A Heloise-like tip about kitchen measurement conversion, a link to Family Circus, and an invitation to come over and watch me “scrapbook” while watching The View.