Even though the work week is about half over* (or will be around noon, if you work a “typical” day) (“Hey, wait, Jodi, I am anything but typical! I am a special, nonconformist snowflake with my own hopes and dreams and podcast!”) and you’re having a pretty good time listening to everyone you come into contact with call it “Hump Day” (which of course immediately makes you think of camels — and their special, well, toes), you’re already getting a little tired of it. Sure, it was hilarious over your first cup of coffee, but now that you’re on your sixth, it’s getting somewhat stale.
So what am I going to do about it? (Because, really, the burden is always on me, isn’t it.) I’m going to give you this. (Once there, hold down your left mouse button — or right, if you’re left-handed [does anyone actually switch the buttons on the mouse, anyway? I really want to know] for an added burst of fun.)
* for those of us on the East Coast. I do realize that many of you are from lands far away in other time zones.