Hate to break it to you, not-so-kind sir, but you really cannot take yourself even slightly seriously if you’re riding a fucking unicycle in Central Park. Especially if the unicycle is a tall one that places your perilously perched ass at my eye-level. So don’t go pedaling around, your chunky legs chug-chug-chugging to steady the wobble, with that nonchalant, pursed-lipped expression indicating world-weary ennui if you don’t want me to want to poke big twigs between the spokes of your weenie wheelie woowoo-cycle. Some of us aren’t so lucky, and have to share our Volkswagen Beetles with a dozen clowns.
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I always get a little creeped out when that happens…not sure why but I do. LOL Last summer, I kept getting bunch of peppers like that, some even had two inside. Freaky.
something porn-o-rific is going on in commentville…
make it go away. it’s icky.
i had no idea such a pepper thing was even possible. and i still have my doubts. but fetus meat is definitely more tender.
Yeah, for some reason that just creeps me out.
= : o
a case to be made for getting organic…no tumors inside!