Palate Cleanser

And now, friends, a little brain sorbet, to sweeten your minds after having saddened them a few days ago. I know when I read something depressing, especially inadvertently, I resent the writer, and if the depressing piece is on a blog or website, I am hesitant to return for fear that I will see it again.
So with that, I offer you two li’l tidbits of the type you ordinarily associate with me. Because as much as I love making you cry, I love making you chortle mortle. Here you go:

  1. If you know that Santa does not exist, you are not allowed to wear his hat.

  2. Just because you can grow facial hair doesn’t mean you should. Ladies, this goes for you, too.

Carry on.