Weekend Warriors

Ways to piss off biodad on weekend visits:
Brother: Unwrap many straws. Fashion a long chain/tube of them by sticking their ends inside each other (hottt!). Place one end of the chain/tube into your drinking glass, which you will have placed far away from you, across the table. Commence distance-drinking.
Sis: Dump Sweet ‘n’ Low and sugar and their torn-open paper packets, ketchup, mustard, and shredded napkin in water glass. Stir with spoon until overflow. Continue after overflow.
Me: Blow massive bubbles in chocolate milk until they form what appears to be a brain tumor and spill onto the table.