Biley face

The next time I am in the frame of mind where I do not want to let a smile be my umbrella and would prefer to skulk around town in the shower of a glower, and someone tells me to smile (which in itself is infuriating) and then adds on the dubious little kicker of “It takes more muscles to frown than to smile,” I will challenge that person to help me with my dilemma by responding, “But does it take more muscles for me to actually say ‘Fuck off’ or to just use my fists to the same effect?”