Out of this world, in this world

Although I am not a big fan of posting YouTube videos and will usually skedaddle off someone’s “blog” if I see that that’s the offering du jour, I feel I must post this excerpt from “Planet Earth” because it is truly awesome, in the realest sense of the word.

Unlike inane disclaimers telling viewers not to try this at home, this is one activity I wholeheartedly encourage every man on any planet (Earth and beyond) to try to duplicate. My boyfriend did, after watching this with me, and let me tell you, the display was nothing short of spectacular.

0 thoughts on “Out of this world, in this world

  1. Other famous closing lines I often hear:
    1) Is that it?
    2) Only cash, big boy. Last time you check bounce big time. (sic)
    3) You’ll be hearing from my attorney.
    4) He’s just a friend.
    5) Really? You’re not gay?
    6) If you have to explain it, it isn’t funny.
    7) Why do you have a bicycle pump in your bedroom?
    8) Why is my sister on your speed-dial?
    9) Are you done yet?
    10) All we’re saying is, while we agree you are not necessarily a danger to yourself or others in the community, it is our combined professional recommendation that you seek immediate inpatient treatment for this before something tragic occurs.

  2. That dog has ethics! “You don’t own me. I’m not just one of your many toys. You don’t own me. Don’t say I can’t go with other boy… dogs.”

  3. ***sigh***

    Told you I wasn’t up to it, Dear Jodi.

    Ds, you must now taunt me, please. Your list was excellent, but I need personal inspiration.

    And if you don’t think I deliberately left that one WIDE OPEN you are not the lascivious miscreant I thought you were…

  4. That’s MISTERcreant to you, Kate. Now bend over and accept your punishment like a good little girl so we can close this thread and ride off into the mists of time.

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