Self-imposed meme

Like my wonderful friend Scott, I usually don’t do memes, but this one caught my fancy (and if you knew anything about my fancy, you would know it is elusive) and I decided to give it a spin.
Generate a fake band and its first album:
The first article title on the page is the name of your band.
The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
And here you have it: