Well-bread, read

Because you’re too shy to ask me to read you a bedtime story, I am, in a rare maternal moment, offering to do so myself. Please enjoy the melodic, soothing tones of my voice as I intone my own poetic masterpiece, “Well-bread”.
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To enhance your lip-synching experience, here is the text, so you don’t have to run for a pen and start scribbling feverishly.
Good night, sleep tight, and don’t think for a minute that the bedbugs really need your permission to bite.