Found at a Home Goods store somewhere in suburban Philadelphia
(I only tell you this so you don’t think I actually own this crap.)
In the interest of upholding my hard-won reputation as a lady of understated elegance (or is that elegant understatement?), I will refrain from making salicious comments about the less than lady-like manners of these two cheeky cherubs. I know how I take it. How do you?