… and see this with your own eyes!
You mean we’re not sisters?
I feel so betrayed.
What about “Sistah”? Surely you can’t be offended by that.
If I didn’t have a penis, I’d apply to be your sister. But since I do have a penis and you’re taken with another’s penis, do you have a sister who might be equally smitten with mine, or is that sheer sibling phallusy?
If I did have a penis, I’d apply to be your fuck buddy. In fact…
Oh never mind.