Hard Mime

The scrawny kid with bangs hanging down to his glasses shocks our high school with the best “robot” mime any of us have ever seen. Girls who have never given him a second look are now giving him at least thirds, thanks not only to his skill but also his use of Barry Manilow’s “Time In New England”.
Years after graduation, he’s the sexy bad boy “lover” of my best friend, and he’s showing off lean biceps in tank tops. I’m sure the boys in prison had loved him when he was sent there for arson of a popular local restaurant.