This morning, when my boyfriend and I were considering alternative ways to refer to the male appendage, “sperm worm” came out of my mouth.
Is this a Jodi Original (a/k/a “JO”) or did “sperm worm” seep into my unconscious somehow from another source that I cannot recall?
Funny. That’s what I think too…
New meaning to the “Tidy Up” vs. “Tied Up” door hanger?
Well I would guess that they just listen at the door. I would, if I were cleaning up after tourists and making minimum wage, I’d want any entertainment could get.
If I were a housekeeper and saw the DND sign, I’d worry about what I might have to clean up later.
Why is it always Midwesterners? I happen to know a few New Yawkers who are fairly adept at wrangling stray submissive housewives…..
And hogtied midwestern women never drink coffee. The caffeine makes them have to pee.
You have become a tad dark lately.
This image makes me want to rinse my eyes with bleach.