And for those of you who happen to catch a glimpse of a small Jewess with amazing arms and a wicked smile, feel free to ignore second part of Jodi’s missive, because it is ALL good stuff. And your imagination isn’t capable of doing her justice.
The other day I had a dream. I envisioned Hillary Clinton in a wet-look, black latex jumper angrily whipping a naked and on all fours doggy style Newt Gingrich.
The former speaker of the house had his speaker stuffed with a rubber dog chew toy.
I don’t know what was worse, that mental visualization or the fact that I kept screaming, “Oprah! Oprah! Oprah!” in my sleep.
Of course, I had had my daily sauerkraut and hot fudge cherry jubilee sundae right before bed, but really, Oprah?
“imagine THEN nude”, Jodi?
Oops!
And for those of you who happen to catch a glimpse of a small Jewess with amazing arms and a wicked smile, feel free to ignore second part of Jodi’s missive, because it is ALL good stuff. And your imagination isn’t capable of doing her justice.
Token Fella, stay alert. I’m coming for her.
That exercise in visualization just made me throw up a little in my mouth.
Okay, but… WHY?
Because she says so!
The other day I had a dream. I envisioned Hillary Clinton in a wet-look, black latex jumper angrily whipping a naked and on all fours doggy style Newt Gingrich.
The former speaker of the house had his speaker stuffed with a rubber dog chew toy.
I don’t know what was worse, that mental visualization or the fact that I kept screaming, “Oprah! Oprah! Oprah!” in my sleep.
Of course, I had had my daily sauerkraut and hot fudge cherry jubilee sundae right before bed, but really, Oprah?