You go away, girl

I love these coy girl “bloggers” who post photos of themselves on their blogs but who insist on writing things like, “Oh god, this one makes me look fat!” or “In this one, I’m making a silly face!” or “My best friend tells me I look just like Kate Winslet in this one, but I don’t see the resemblance at all!”
Of course, the commenters-as-fans dash to the coquette’s rescue and tell her there’s no way she looks fat, and her silly face is just adorable, and oh god, girl, “Kate Winslet should be happy to look just like YOU!”