Say Uncle

Carrie is repulsed when Brandon tells her he wants her to meet his Uncle Wiggly. But he’s already dimmed the lights, put on sexy music, and is bringing in a bottle of sparkling wine, so she doesn’t think it’s appropriate if she tells him she’s not ready to “meet Uncle Wiggly”. Even though this is their fourth date and technically she’s pushing it as far as playing coy goes.
“OK, bring him out,” she says. “Let’s get this over with.”
Brandon opens the front door and in wiggles his uncle, trembling with Parkinson’s.
“Carrie, pull down your dress!” Brandon hisses.