Conversation between Jeremy, my gay laptop, who joined the family a year ago, and Gregory, my straight digital piano keyboard, who joined almost two weeks ago. All you need by way of background is that Jeremy is a notorious flirt, and his method consists entirely of pointing out to his “target” the traits the two of them have in common.
Here is his first attempt to woo Gregory, a few hours after they were introduced.
Jeremy: Hey, Gregory.
Gregory: Hello, Jeremy.
Jeremy: I’m shiny, you’re shiny …
Gregory: Yes.
Jeremy: I’m a keyboard, you’re a keyboard …
Gregory: Yes.
Jeremy: So, you wanna get QWERTY with me?
Gregory: I’m not that kind of keyboard.
And … strike 1.
Tip toe
Through the trollups
Through the harlots
Through the whores and floozies
Tip toe
Through the trollups
With me.
LOL! That is every woman in Texas.
Forever and ever, Amen.