I’m sorry for inflicting Oprah on you, but it’s worth it

Now, if you’ll excuse me while I take care of other important business now so that I may better serve you later. For now, please know that later I will be partaking of Erica’s chocolate rugelach and Dr. Brown’s diet creme soda, both purchased at Fairway this morning after I rocked the vote (I cannot get that stupid phrase out of my head, and I fear that it’s going to pop out of my mouth, aloud, sometime today, and I will never be able to forgive myself), after waiting in a line that was longer than any I’ve ever seen at Fairway, which in itself is an accomplishment.