Oh, for the love of ratzenfratzengrumblegrumble. Look:
Shouldn’t they have permanently removed me from the list after my award-winning appearance back in January, 2003?
Refresh your memory here: In a Nut’s Hell (Part One). And here: In a Nut’s Hell (Part Two).
This time, I will be wearing a powdered wig and strenuously objecting to everything and anything I can.
“Ms. Jodiverse, how are you today?”
“Ms. Jodiverse, may I say, the court loves your boots.”
“I object! I mean oh, thank you! But I still object!”
Perhaps I will update from the courthouse! Would you have any objections?