Why I am in a great mood today

Oh, for the love of ratzenfratzengrumblegrumble. Look:

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Shouldn’t they have permanently removed me from the list after my award-winning appearance back in January, 2003?
Refresh your memory here: In a Nut’s Hell (Part One). And here: In a Nut’s Hell (Part Two).
This time, I will be wearing a powdered wig and strenuously objecting to everything and anything I can.
“Ms. Jodiverse, how are you today?”
“I object!”
“Ms. Jodiverse, may I say, the court loves your boots.”
“I object! I mean — oh, thank you! But I still object!”
Perhaps I will update from the courthouse! Would you have any objections?