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Thank “God” all the humans survived after the plane dove into the frigid Hudson River this afternoon. I’m sure those people will celebrate, claiming their lives are changed from the experience. Blah blee bloo, the usual stuff about how life’s too short and little things don’t matter and they’re happy just to be alive and zzzzzzz.
But what of the birds? What of the geese with whom the plane collided?
“There were no fatalities.”
Try telling that to the geese who lived. Who’s interviewing the geese who may have survived or the geese back home?
I’m so sorry, feathered friends!