You can’t expect people to not look into your windows at night if your shades/blinds/drapes are open and your lights are on. So, don’t get your braless tits in an uproar and take hasty measures to capture your modesty and privacy, like you didn’t think someone might possibly have a peek at your peaks when you were flouncing around with your bouncy flesh on display. Please.
Your semi-nakedness was incidental, Your Royal Huffiness, secondary to my real purpose in glancing across our common courtyard: I am intrigued by your apartment’s layout. I am envious of your hallway, not your tits.