Holiday Weekend Trifecta

If we thought that having Inauguration Day right after MLK Day was something special, we’re really going to lose our shit (technical term) this weekend, what with the rapidfire succession of not two but three special days in a row: Friday the 13th, Valentine’s Day, and Presidents’ Day.
So on the 13th we’re unlucky, on the 14th we hope to get lucky, and on Presidents’ Day we buy a mattress on sale to replace the one that, if we succeeded on the 14th, we will have worn out.
Here’s to hoping your own trifecta is, respectively, safe, sexy, and supportive.