I have no shame

If you’re anything like me — a 14-year-old girl trapped in the body of a 26-year-old gay man trapped in the body of a 45-year-old woman — you have a crush on at least one of the top two American Idol contestants this year, Kris Allen and Adam Lambert.
This past week, I spent more time than I care to admit running around town with my friend Rickey, in pursuit of Idol contact. Our mania was rewarded at two tapings of the CBS Morning Show, Jimmy Fallon, and Live With Regis and Kelly. I won’t bore/delight you with the details right now, but you can check out some of the video results at my YouTube “channel”. Here is a glimpse of a video that, as of this writing, has been viewed more than 17,000 times:

Never mind the undying love I’ve claimed for Constantine Maroulis, Bo Bice, Marty Casey, and David Cook. This is the real deal, kids. I know I’ll never love this way again!

0 thoughts on “I have no shame

  1. Does this also imply that you would perhaps enjoy a fried Oreo? Or at least that you’d be willing to try one? And if you were to adventurously order one or two or a few from a restaurant menu, would you secretly wish they would be served up in spears? Fried Oreo spears. Mmm.

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