Shana’s litterbox
Sometimes she forgets it’s there
Dementia? Or bitch?
Jodi, it’s Shana
You’ve forgotten I can read?
Now who’s the bitch, bitch?
Shana, forgive me
Please accept mahi-mahi
Don’t pee on the bed
Whoops, sorry. Too late.
I’ll still accept the fish, though
In a crystal dish
Meow meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow
Mocking me so soon?
Have you not learned your lesson?
Litterbox? What’s that?
This is an actual transcript. It just so happens to be in haiku. We didn’t plan it. It just came out that way.

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