I fucking ♥ NY

On the shuttle to Times Square, a black guy dipped in gold paint sat next to me by the doors on two gold milk-crates. A shuffling lady started her begging shpiel and then had to compete for air-space with a guy in a cheap suit asking people to donate food for distribution to the homeless. A lady across from me told the beggar to ask him for food. Suit Guy saw Beggar and didn’t offer her anything. Lady across from me muttered, “He shoulda given you some shit, that shit is fucked UP.”
THIS is the New York I love.

0 thoughts on “I fucking ♥ NY

  1. I always assumed that it meant “the person I’m in a relationship doesn’t know I’m a furry,” or that is only physically turned on by people wearing Hello Kitty costumes or lederhosen.

  2. Todd Barry has a really funny joke about that, where he says that means you’re having sex with more than one person. “It’s called dating.”

  3. Todd Barry has a really funny joke about that, where he says that means you’re having sex with more than one person. “It’s called dating.”

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