North by Northwest

So, kidz, is it any surprise, really, that Kanye West, the dumb-ass, and Kim Kardashian, the bump-ass, have given their bouncing bundle the name of “North”, which can be found on a comp-ass? Like we really expected these two shrinking violets to name her Caitlin, Emma, or Taylor when they’ve got to keep up with the Knowles-Carter-Zs and “Blue Ivy”? All I can say is when she decides, at age 14, that she needs to create her own “fragrance” line, she’d better not call it “North by Northwest”, thus sullying the name of one of the finest movies ever made.