OKCupidiocy, No. 1

Lately on OKCupid I’ve been seeing, at the end of people’s profiles, a cut-and-pasted disclaimer admonishing the media not to use any part of the profile for advertising or other purposes, warning that doing so will violate whateverwhateverwhatever. Oh, fellas, do you really think the media is interested in your poorly written claptrap that’s about as compelling as a stray strand of dental floss stuck to someone’s shoe? No doubt you’re barely winning the attention of the half-baked honeys on the site, let alone that of national media. Don’t worry. The “selfies” of you in the gym bathroom are safe.