Out of time

I truly, truly, TRULY do not belong in 2013. Despite the fact that I love my Vitamix, dehydrator, and the Internet, if it were 40+ years earlier and I had an Oster blender, a toaster oven, stationery and a fun pen and stamps, a dictionary and microfiche and the library, and a bike, I’d be happy to be back there (but at my current age). But barring that time machine I’ve mentioned, it’s probably impossible, so I’ll dress the part instead. Can I create my own 1971-ish bubble in 2013 (but still carry my cell just in case of emergency)?