Bitches, please.  We all know you have at least a tiny crease between your eyebrows because most other people are absolute fucking imbeciles and your marvelous face can’t help but express your impatience and disgust, especially if you’ve been a good citizen and covered its bottom half with a mask for the past year and a half and have had to use your eyes to pick up the bulk of the facial expression.  So please, knock it off with the endless photo filters already.   You’re not kidding anyone.  And trust me, the tread of tiny crow’s feet is utterly enchanting.

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