Amazing. I just saw the Shaolin monks on “Live With Regis and Kelly”. One of the monks put the tip of a spear to his throat and had Regis push against it with all his weight as he, the monk, opposed the force with his own weight. Of course all of my confidence was placed in the monk, but I still thought that somehow Regis would manage to “monk”ey (sorry) around and wind up pushing the spear through the monk’s throat. I envisioned Regis, “Live”, ABC, and Disney being charged with manslaughter as a result of the delightful blood bath … but no! It was absolutely awesome, in the true sense of the word.

So why is it that I can’t even manage to walk down the street without spontaneously bursting a capillary?