Gracias, Part 2

The fame and fortune continues!

Kelly (whom I thanked earlier today for linking to “BISS”) mentions me in a real live, bona fide post on her “blog” (that’s “web” + “log”, for those of you who aren’t hip to the lingo) (I’m hip to the lingo, of course, but I still insist on putting “blog” in quotes because it doesn’t feel natural coming from my mouth or flowing from my fingertips).

Now, more than ever, the paparazzi will. not. leave. me. alone! Can’t a girl enjoy a simple Saturday afternoon without rabid throngs of professional voyeurs crowding her fire escape hoping for a glimpse of her fanning the depths of the most magnificent cleavage this side of Sophia Loren?