A Really Good Cause

Forget starving children. (Population control, anyone?)
Forget animal rights and all that hooha. (Animals don’t count.)
Forget all those silly charities. (Just a buncha handouts.)
Forget that crazy AIDS stuff and all those other countless diseases that still need cures. (Too many of ’em.)
Be a sport and help out the truly needy.
You can also support her worthy cause here.
And no, she’s not kidding.
But yes, she thinks she’s cute.
And yes, of course I want her to die in a fiery crash. Duh.