Afternoon Delight

Everyone needs a little chortle in the afternoon. I’m no exception. My mini-amusement du jour was sponsored by yet another desperate thrill-seeker who was led here via a Google search.
Any idea, kidz, why would someone search for this? Does this sort of thing usually come at a hefty price?
Is it merely coincidence that someone found me the other day by searching for “mime crying jpg”? Or has “Because I Say So!” been named Officlal Source for White-Painted-Face Entertainment without my knowledge?