I never thought I’d say it, but …
you may want to sit down …
In fact, this is something I can barely say above a whisper or even stand to see in actual print, so I’m going to hide it here in white text. It’s a very sensitive issue, and it’s something that some of you may find appalling. I suggest you take the kids into the other room. (If you want to see it, you’ll just have to drag your
ass mouse across it.)
Here it is (and don’t say I didn’t warn you):
I’m getting sick of iced coffee.
Thanks for listening.