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Did you like the avant-garde post (above) that appeared on my site the entire day, up until about three minutes ago?
Tell me. How much did you suffer without me?
I think I need a drink.
It’s a good thing I just bought a two-liter bottle of Diet Coke®.
(Do you think the wine that’s been sitting in my refrigerator for the past seven years is still good?)